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day by day a piece of my mind slips away...

Frater Samedi
13 January
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To start, I'm a Capricorn; my sign makes me a stubborn bastard who is also a control freak. Yay me. This is reflected on Livejournal by the fact that I am Moderator of calavenus (a pirated LJ-turned community), morticians (a non-active community about necromancy)and possibly another... but if you don't like any of the Communities that I run then to you I say: go to __hell__! Also, I am now bringing you a new Community, recently sired and in need of tender night time wanderlust: lunar_carnival.

On top of those I also have a few other Livejournals depending on the spirits of the posts that I'm making. As an avid voodooist (though for the record currently uninitiated) I make posts to baron_samedi in regards to vodoun, santeria, candomble, macumba, obeah and other "southern" religions and spiritual paths. Another journal that I need to update more often is a random series of posts about a dream process I've been in the middle of. They half tell a story in bits and pieces.witchdocktor is where you would find that. Finally, necromancer is meant for my darker thoughts, dreams and musings.

In a typical display of biting off more than I can chew I am also the Grand High Mad Hatter of Mucky Muck, Saint First Class, KSC, Jellybean Diviner of:
The disOrder of the Cheshire Cat

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Ah, the clutter of my Mind....

The Number on Top is the Number of People Who Have Visited My Bio Page Today
The Number on the Bottom is the Number of People Who Have Visited My Bio Page Overall
The Counter Started on August 22, 2002

These few quotes sum either myself or some of my attitudes up quite nicely:

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

"the history of the world is the history of the warfare between secret societies"
Ishmael Reed in Mumbo Jumbo

"Todd Wood is Splash Mountain."
doorsunopened in regards to my personality

I'll let you either guess or figure out this one...
The Great Beast 666

In Great-Great Grandpa We Trust

The power of language has always fascinated me. While it is so constricting to our communication (it is, grok it) it is also integral to being human. Its a dream of mine to speak several (at least) languages fluently. While I've briefly studied Brazilian Portugese, Russian, French, Spanish and Italian, I am sadly no where near fluent in anything but (barely) English. Haitian Creole is another desire of mine to master... who knows if I'll do it though. It is my opinion that the following poem is one of the greatest examples of people mastering language and not the other way around (much like Humpty Dumpty suggested).
The Jabberwock

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

And has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Calloh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

And now for something completely different... After all my years of bitching here is my new Weather Banner:
Click for Las Vegas, Nevada Forecast

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To end this, and mainly for anyone considering adding me as a Friend, in the below paragraph is a brief synopsis of a random assortment of the craziness that is my life. The spirit of Robert Anton Wilson no wife, no horse, no mustache also wishes me to promise that one thing below is exaggerated, one is a blatant lie and the rest is 100% truth in fact.

I've streaked a K.I.S.S. concert; amongst others I've met Vanilla Ice, Lloyd Kaufman and Britney Spears (her breasts weren't that impressive); I've been on a date with Sarah Michelle Gellar; while living in Las Vegas I worked as a phone psychic and security guard; I've stayed awake for over five days straight while moving and driving across country; I once had a sugar glider as a pet; the most money I ever stole was $2,736 and zero cents; I've belly-danced in drag to "I Love The Nightlife" at UMass Amherst in front of a crowd of over three hundred people, one being the former MA Senator and would-be President, John Kerry; the aforementioned John Kerry has stepped on my hands three times while I was on a 4-H trip to Washington D.C. back years ago; I have driven out to Area 51; I once got lost in the backwoods of Louisianna and came across a gun store next to a liquor store next to a church; I've worked as a tomb salesman for one week; my uncle owns the one and only strip club on Cape Cod; my other uncle is a hitman; I'm addicted to Final Fantasy XI; I've done LSD, smoked marijuana, tried heroin, done cocaine, smoked opium, smoked hash, rolled on XTC, tripped on shrooms, been hooked on Ephedra, dosed up on morphine and have experimented with various pills of varying calibers; my nipples are pierced; I have six tattoos; I've been to Amsterdam twice; my biological father worked as Mickey Mouse in DisneyWorld; I've been to the Moulin Rouge in Paris; I've been arrested twice; I have founded an unofficial holiday thats been celebrated since my Sophomore year in highschool; I am a legally recognized reverend; I was a hair model for a Paul Mitchell show; I once ate eleven bananas in under 5 minutes; I have been published as a poet (they would'v taken anyone though, imo); I've written, directed and acted in four Murder Mysteries; Classical is my angry music; I have served Senator Ted Kennedy a Kiddie sized popcorn, no butter, extra salt when I worked at the movie theatre; I used to have coffee with Edward Gorey before I knew what he looked like and when I only knew his first name in person;


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